Friday, 11 March 2016

Church of the deaf disciple.

She changed her name and  decided to involve Hitler so I've decided to be an ordained Priestess of my own church. So there.

Dearest Miss Heinz

Many thanks for your most recent missives. I wish to reassure you that I am committed and trustworthy in this matter. I pray you, in your letters, when you shall these unlucky deeds relate, speak of me as I am; nothing extenuate, nor set down aught in malice. I am honest and at your service.


I was somewhat perturbed to hear of the connection to Hitler, of said monies. Did the money belong to him directly? I feel I must know more about the origin of the money and it's connection to Hitler. Whilst I realise he is long dead, The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.


I am so glad that you are an honourable person Miss Heinz. The fact that thou ares't a lawyer stands thee in good stead. There are far too many liars and vagabonds in today's society. To tell the truth and be honest in your ways is all I ask of thee. To report otherwise, were a malice, that, giving itself the lie, would pluck reproof and rebuke from every ear that heard it.


So Miss Heinz, thy wish to know more of my personal background. That is understandable. Mine honour is my life; both grow in one. Take honour from me, and my life is done.


Miss Heinz, I am a lady of God. I am an ordained priestess of the Church of the Deaf Disciple. The entire congregation is deaf, as am I. I saw a gap in the market and set up the church myself. Now, God be praised, that to believing souls gives light in darkness, comfort in despair. Are you a believer Miss Heinz? I prayed last night "O God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!" But Miss Heinz, he showed me that with thine glorious assistance, my world can be profitable once more.


I look forward to your next message with further instructions as to how to advance this transaction.


Your servant in Faith


Reverend Lady Juliet MacBeth.

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