Thursday, 17 March 2016

Oooh! I got done!!

Anna wasn't very impressed with my last email and gave me a bit of a telling off!! I have managed to turn this round and use it to my advantage so hopefully she will forgive me!!




Hello Juliet,

I am starting to sense some unseriousness in you. Referring to me as "Heinz-Beans" and banishing the devil with "a bong"? that was low. I am not in anyway forcing you to do this but making fun of my name in that manner was very juvenile and uncalled for.

Anna




Dear Miss Heinz.
 
Please accept my unreserved apologies for my previous email. I am truly glad you responded in the way you did. You see, it was a test. I wanted to see if you would pick up on my, albeit poor joke. I wanted to be absolutely certain that you were genuine and honest and that I wasn't about to make a massive mistake. I figured that if you didn't pick up on the Heinz-Beans, you weren't genuine. I am now satisfied that you are.
 
I want to reassure you that the other things I have told you are fact. I am an ordained member of the clergy, I am deaf and I would love to be able to help you to use this money for good purposes. Once again, I apologise for my mirth and hope you can forgive me badly considered actions. We must not hate people who have done wrong to us. For as soon as we begin to hate them, we become just like them, pathetic, bitter and untrue. I believe you a better person.
 
 
So, as I asked in my last message, how do we now proceed in making Mr Cooper my legal representative and you my social guide and advisor? Do I need to complete and send some kind of permission form?
 
I remember that you mentioned the family concerned wish nothing to do with the monies due to their Amish religion and lifestyle. I fully understand their decision and respect them for it. I would like to be able to do some good with the money on their behalf. I know many charitable causes that would benefit greatly. Do you have some form of documentation that relinquishes their claim on the money? I would hate for them to change their mind at some point and for me to end up in trouble.
 
Many thanks Miss Heinz for your compassion and understanding and I look forward to hearing back from you soon.
 
Yours
 
Rev J MacBeth

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